High Time

After every Ganesh Visarjan,there's an email forward that does rounds.A pic that shows all these idols being washed away to the shore.The hands,trunk,legs,crown sticking out.Garbage dumpers cleaning them up.

A day or two before,every Raksha Bandhan,another forward comes about.A guy hangin on the handi rope,with a girls below waitin with Rakhis.

The Happy Holi forward,that has these young chicks in salwar,all coloured up.They claim to be some Lahore college ki items.(mst admit,gud watch they r,nevertheless)

The 'install firecrackers,lamps,lightings on your desktops' , 'The burst firecrackers .exe files' foward during diwali.

C'mon man.Where the hell did something called IMPROVISATION go.For me,its been almost 4 consecutive years since we bein subjected to d same thing on each of these festivals.

I need new ones.Atleast,the Holi waala.
"Holi kab hai??..Kab hai holi"