Bolne waale bolenge!!!

dats d scene wit us.....wit us...well....Indians....really dint want to put it dat way.....bt...w2do..
A match of international stature..at my neighbourhood....true...the locale aint dat strategically located as faar is traffic is concerned....u gt residentials,u gt hospitals,u gt a main road,an important junction,nd yes.....u gt a gud amount of vehicles...u gt everythin dat wud make the stadium's location kinda unfit.....bt hey.......a big,nice,well built stadium..a first of its kind in different aspects nd yes..in d satellite city......dont u think u shud be proud of it.......well...i am.it feels gud to have one........i wud say the same for a McD's,or a Pizza Hut,nd ne famous chains dat ppl use.......so ya.....a match,a gud enthu crowd to watch it....d authorities did all they cud do...allot parkin lots,routing traffic,puttin up restrictions fr a day probbably..nd most importantly updating it thru newspapers nd sign boards well in advance.....gt all their forces down to make it a worthwhile experience...i wudnt complain newez,as its just a walk down...ppl might have had problems..dunno hw bad..but ya....dey mite have faced some...bt hell....

DRISTHI,NAVI Mumbai...the pulse of Navi mumbai......yup..dats d local news channels...so..here we have..a batch of trainee reportees,sent along with a mic ,a camera man...to intevriew ppl nd police alike...only abt the inconveniences due to d match.....cant u give a break lady!!!!!!...wasnt dat 4d first time...wudnt they learn from their mistakes..if any......i mean...ya..thanks for highlighting..bt dont take it overboard...." haan..humme bahut takleef ho rahi hai...humara bustop whana..lekin yeh match ke wajeh se,hume utna chalna padta hai....idhar kitna khatra hai"..."aapko nahi lagta ki jab tak yeh traffic nahi sulajhtha,cricket yahan nahi honi chahie"..."abhi dekho na...kitna problem ho raha hai...haath mein baccha hai..usko leke kitna ghoomega..yeh log ko samajna mangtha hai na"...."blah blah..nd a fcuking blah"

they wud keep sayin....those with real concerns..go nd file a complaint dude....dnt crap up on the streets..these are d same set of ppl who dnt give shit while crossin a road...who dont care havin their kids,nd running across....who dnt realise they r trainin their kids to do the same wen they grow up.....nd these r ppl who r complaining nd givin gyaan.......balls to u man!!!!!!.....

newez.....hope they do luk into wotever problems came up and correct.....bt guys...y dnt we just appreciate theri efforts...fr once!!!!!

aakhir kyon??

y im i not writing nething??ws it just a 'then'waala bhoot dat gt me bloggin...hmm..well ..dnt really kno.......

ok..ok....dis is jst mah way of motivatin myself..... ;)

Hope not!!!!!

Down with bukhaar..nt been writing nething,.....jst hope dat i cum back after sumtime...lest......bloggin too fades out!!!!!!!!

wt d hell!!!!

Read in the paper the other day -- "12 Sukhois grounded at Pune air base due to lack of tyres"...
Gosh!!!!...dnt belive hw d defence could be lettin papers publish these....The type of aircraft,the nos.,the place,the reason!!!..its all there...wt d hell are they thinkin...they luking for sum1 whop coudl sponsor them the tyres!!!!!..damn.....

The same report also said abt the most stragically located air base is under renovation,hence 30-35 sqadrons being non-functional and getting shifted to another place...I remember when Google Earth had started,US ensured that their military places are all left unlocated,whereas apne desh ka everything shall be tourists and terrorists friendly...The Defence shud refrain such kinda articles to be away from the civilians..!!! we or anyone dont need to kno all these...man!! u can blast anything abt the military prowess but not abt IAF grounding fighter planes for lack of tyres!!
Unless it is really abt MRF,appollo,brigdestone,michellin competing for the 12 planes' tyre orders!!

Evolution

Well....dis all begins wit a carrier....yes...a carrier of a cycle...i noticed that it was covered with rubber or wotever materila from the outer side,the handle dat u pull to keep things ws covered with d same material too....all in al the carrier of dat cycle lukd slick...
Bicycles have evolved ever since i stopped cycling.....frgt me stoppin cycling..ever since i've seen cycles ...with those bhaiyya cycles which had 2 rods nd a curved handle,to those sexy lukin bikes wit a single seat rod acting as the lynchpin for the tyres....bicycles have cum a long way....

Wonder wot or who r these manufacturers' targetting at..to d kids who'd just play around fr a year or two in the most expensive nd gud lukin cycles,who'd just use it for "cycling" early mornings fr 1 month of their summer vacations,to these kids who gona cry their hearts nd ass out fr a bike as soon as they enter college.....who wudnt use it bcs it aint cool nemore to be on a BI-CYCLE......
the doodhwaalas nd paper wallas use it no more..dey gt their scooters.....the three wheeled,gas containers pushed with cycles isnt er nemore..we gt mini trucks..its been time since i have seen them on cycles.....so..where are these cycles heading towards!!!!.......
Is this evolution of the pollution free mode of transport,healthy way of exercise gona end one day?Not sure...there wud be ppl who mite wana use it fr their everyday chores,but do we hav nething dat swings their way?we gt no cycle lanes..had seen one in thane....but dint find ne riders though....d traffic swears at the cyclists fr their slow pace...d motorist aint any gud to the fellow riders either,frgt cyclists....we gt not mch of price reductions on cycles,not dat its gona boost the sales...d point being..der aint much to luk fr......
Where are they heading to??........

Mah Pictures

Dats a section in a photography magazine dat i subscribe to...dey kinda post pics dat u've sent dem,nd den dey give u real nice criticisms,comments etc...i have been waiting fr mine since d last 4 months......im hopeful..u kno.....very very hopeful...y cant i be???....dey wer real gud snaps man!!!!......had posted expection it to be on the december issue...well..dat issue covered fashion,..jan issue covered..people,..feb issue covered ....:( :( ....boooohooooo.......wen will dey???....

Lekin hum haar nahi maanoonga......d real problem is ...i ws jst aint able to click any more fotogrpahs..u kno..occassion,place,time nahi aaya.......probb dey dint like it..i mite have to send new ones....i wud....i wud soon....

Train on the cards!!!

No…me aint planning to buy a train….we have dis gud set of ppl who enjoy passing time playin cards in the local trains…man..a large group…suitcase on the lap…biscuits nd water to give company to the good times….having gr8 fun..laughing,teasing…njoing everybit of time till they reach their homes after a hard days' work…
Assholes…do they not understand,the others are so fcukin frustrated and irritated to see them comfortably seated nd blocking the passway…d others who are close to them nd have managed some footing on the floor,keep WATCHING THE GAME,LAFF WITH THEM,SEEM TO NJOI TOO…the others who are faar aint dat amused…..
Inspite of the fact dat the ppl who are disturbed are faar more than the ppl who play,nobody squeals against them…all try to catch their zones…nd dats it…if u have d spectators getting even a bit more comfortable,dats it then….dey d rather watch the game and the hapless situation of the others who cudnt….damn these ppl who'd nt utter a word,unless their balls get pinched….

ZINDAGI JEENE KE DO TARIKE HOTE HAI…jo ho raha hai usse hone do,saho,unke saath jiyo,…ya……well MR.RAKESH MEHRA…..der is no ya to dat…atleast not in the CST_PANVEL local…..

Kashmir

Few things stay with me…few issues….few causes…..few topics…..kashmir is one of them.,….dint I say dat I gt this awful habit of drifting away …it just struck again,…
Emerson Process Management….my company (dat sounded rich again :) ),,….d place where I work…we recently achieved 1 billion sales in Asia Pacific.. sumtime last year..it ws a big day fr us…fr those who were imp. actually..notexactly me…so yes…we had this Managing Director yappin on a video conf with full public display…all sounded happy..all the working class made noise….whistled..clapped…had gud free fud….the screen had the snapshot of the MD alonside the country map which they represented…then came INDIA….his foto nd the map of INDIA…..d map showed no KASHMIR!!!!!!!!!we were like shocked…ok..ok..d we means me…bt yes..i had company too…we started…."Kasmir hamara hai"…..it doesnt belong to anyone else…its ours….Kashmir is in India….well….sum other set of imp ppl wen questioned,said that in the global map Kashmir doesn’t show up in India…wot nonsense….we shud have it till the LOC atleast…..dat snapshot actually showed India with no Kashmir at all…now dats bad!!..dats really bad…..
I read Shalimar the clown…..Salman Rushdie…dis guy is gud..i must say….dis was my first read of rushdie ….sumtimes wonder hw does an author kno so much???..frm where do dey get the info….i wudnt kno if wt dey write is correct or wrong..bt d fact dat even to write things dat may not be facts in the frst place too takes sumthing….hw d hell do dey get to kno…abt certain things,certain places,certain ppl…I have been residing at one place fr thelast 24yrs,I still wudnt kno as much to write a bloody buk or a section to say the least…..amazing….dis is wt i like d most abt authors…nd their books….
Rushdie dude has written so well on Kashmir in his novel,dat u really feel it in u….he has depicted a gory picture…he has been able to say so mch of dat place without writing much either….amazing.,…simply,truly amazing….no…no..no…..im nt posting excerpts frm der..sorry….but ya….d torture,the phase dat ppl in Kashmir had to face from the Indian Army and Militants alike have been described such dat u urself feel the pain….i gt a friend frm kashmir…she had once told me hw dey had to start frm scratch….bad man….really bad….its difficult….its sad….

Nice songs!!!

Well…2hr drive’s done…..d drivers' playlist is nice..i must say…he actually gt sum old classics…nd im kinda liking it…..so..d above post goes fr all my previous drivers..hehehe..dat sounded gud.,.."all my previous drivers!!”…makes me sound rich!!!!!

Gaana waana hai kya??

Never ask this to a driver until u kno wot kinda songs he has…forget fm..u tend to like to hear songs dat wud be non stop nd dats nt the way the fm works!!..dey dnt stop yappin..i really don’t find it funny….their bloody jalwas,bloody goody bags,bloody hampers ,bloody SIRF __fm pe,bloody ads,bloody lot of things…i respect gud anchors,but not shitty RJ’s……well..i do recognize anchors,sum names too…I jst realized,I really tend to drift away from topics…now I was talking about drivers having bad collections..obv..wt do u expect from them to have….dey cannot possibly have songs dat u like..can they??...either they wud have songs dat they like,or any other songs dat they cud have managed to have…..
Its like,they don’t play songs till u ask them to…they really feel the need to be asked for…no..no…dey don’t hav dat kinda ego or to be felt imp or anything..dey r told to be non-intrusive….nd u jst mak a mistake of asking the upar ka question…boom!!!! Dey jst blast it….now…stop complaining abt the songs,ud start complaining of their system…aren’t u jst asking fr more??.....dey’d jst compromise on volume…dat is if u keep telling them to come down when they turn it up at intervals…dey tend to do it sumdi mein….
I normally don’t feel like askin them to switch it off…cmon man…u gt company…wt do dey got….so der I am….listening to songs…listening the gaana waana dat dey have….dey r gud…sum r ….but…….

DAMN!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>Daman

My office....my ppl..my team..it simply rocks!!!!!..we are a big logistics strategists!!!....Mahalaxmi,is where my HQ is at.....goin there is a big effort...sumtimes i wonder,u just dnt need to take a bath....no need to iron ur clothes,no need to shine ur shoes....sab ki sab uthat jaati hai.........by the time u reach office,u r nuthin but a dirtbag!!!!!.....hatbour line trains is nothin byt a mobile gay massage parlour...u get the unchoicest of the massages,different kinds of rubbing,a stinky sauna,bad music to ears(well!!..dats normally a set of polite abuses,shouts nd rants).....with all dis happenin everyday,its nice to set off fr a trip to daman.dats my factory....well..to think of it,its a lot more convenient wit regards to travellin..u get a car picked up nd dropped...its damn neat...but y do we go to daman???on wot basis??..wel..work...yes...dats one.....bt dat doesn happen everyother day....u cant break ur routine for daman,on dat pretext...second...aah.....dis is d most happening,most frequent reason...........to take materials to factory.....yes....we normally are at stage,where the project is fcukd up...nd u normally need the stuff urgently..aur jab sab darwaaze bandh hote hai,u get a reason as to why u did engineering...to put it up on the most practical purposes,to bring out the engineer in you...u give ideas,u work ur brains.....nd u declare :"I'll carry them"....dats it....u hunt for couple of collegues..a car,nd der u go.....off to a weekend sorts....off from d mumbai trains........jst off to a nice 3 hr journey....bad lunch,sum work.....nd voila!!!!!!!...ur instrumental in making a sales happen!!.....yes...so off to one I am.......

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Forms

"Ek aadmi udhar mar raha hai,kya usko form bharna zaruri hai:..thus said Dr.Munna on his first day.....11: 50 pm....dunno wt gets in me to start a blog.....nd here I am...registering..fillin up forms...entering secret codes....confirmin email id's....confirming passwords.....nice to see not much of mandatory fields...but haan..."kya yeh sab zaruri hai?"..asks Sandy..

Well...this ws never a choice..but d other site had too many fields...so came back to this....am i jst impatient..or am i just .....ahemm_____......didnt i say it was 11:50 pm!!!!...