Monday, May 26, 2008

Simplicity

Gone are the days when ppl used to vouch for a yahoo messenger or msn messenger.Almost eveyone had an account with yahoo,hotmail...Today,i know none who uses them religiously...What is that Gmail got..what is dat google talk got....Well....to think of it...probb its just too damn simple....nd nice...nd not much add-ons...Yahoo got their hosts of smilies....Gtalk has only those dat u use with ur keyboards,Yahoo msnger got lots of games that u can keep busy with the d person whom u r chatting with,Gtalk got none...Yahoo has this chat rooms wherin u can go find a stranger,Gtalk just connects ppl....

man!!...a span of 3 yrs,and the ones who started it aint anywer close to this fella who introduced chats on email...the bright blue and orange little window that pops in..makes you wonder....who wud hav thot Gtalk wud rise..so tall and lean....probb it just banked upon one simple thing,.....ok...i dunno wot it is...bt wotever it is...it just made more sense for ppl to use it...whilst most of the e-mail sites are blocked in offices,Gmail and Gtalk survived all those IT polices in office...Well..cant really blame them...when your own e-mail servers dont support large files to be mailed,this dude keeps ur work moving..unlimited storage,nd atttachments....

Good going Google....(hey..all 3 words starts with a G ;) )....

ever wondered why ppl luk for a watch or a clock when they are working on PC for time..i just did ;P

Sunday, May 25, 2008

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Continuing from the previous post....

Finally!!!!!!!.the specialist does the trick....no wonder he is one!!!!!he is quick to realise that dis is beyond him...so I call the taskmaster...he flies down from another junk...so here we are...work begins....1 week later..work ends!!>..

So its over...im to be der again next week...lets c how dat goes....Wonder how many pegs I downed,how many butts I puffed...Literally the entire job was one big blowjob..nd den,other issues,other ppl,...khud ka been bajane waale..its funny to be around such things...its fun to be der..at times..

back to bombay,man!!,the roads seem to be dirtier,the bus seems to be crowded all the more....I dont wana go to office...same old story,,same old rona-dhona..same old everything...I SMILE....Im back....Im just back..its nice...Im HAPPY..I KNOW iT>..I CLAP ;).....

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Sic Feeling

You know this feeling that comes to you before even you start doin nething...a conviction that it aint gona work fr you,wotever you r about to begin with...
Well such things can be quite irritating...when you know it all the more that nothing can be more important than this...nd lo!..U R HIT WITH this thot "I dont think its gona work".

I am not sure how often this comes to me,well...probb bcs i aint doin important things in the first place...Wonder,why doesnt a good thot hit me,when i actually want things to happen..I just end up generating that thot rather then letting it cum to me...

So here I am,an acclaimed expert,a specialist in something...I need to make this thing work...I travel from kinda a faar place,landing with a feeling( oh!! ya...rite) that I am gona go back home the same evening...u see...its nuthing more of a cake-walk...People standing,waiting for me to BEGIN....I come,I smile,I see and I am off with it....nd den...with one look,i just know it..THIS AINT GONA WORK....phhbbbtt.....wt d hell did i just think..?? shit ..shit..I am not supposed to have that in my mind...shoo..shoo...thus starts a failed attempt to make things ok...but hell no....its still der....I look around...ppl smile " Sir,yeh ho jaayega na?"....I dont smile..the damage's done.I see that reaction of mine as the final nail..as somethin that was exaactly that was required to come from me...Someone WINS>.I Lose...

I try to start....The irritated me is out...I try again...it doesnt help...I kno it.It aint happening...It just aint gona work..

So here I am,stranded...A same day programme,stretched for 5 days..worse..over the weekend......

Damn!!!..Am i just not gud enuff??...Im soo irritated,that I dont even care to know..MAAF!!!!!!...11 dollars a day as allowance..Got to see that as a brighter side now(sic)..

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Rule of thumb.

When thermometers wernt up in the market,people used to dip their fingers in wine,to see if the temperature is right to add yeast...

nd thus came d phrase : "Rule of thumb".

So..its just about doin somethin with somethin that aint around you when you wana do that.....nd den shall cum d phrase : Rule of _______ ( wotever u did )
"I kinda like my proflie....true ..der are issues..pressures...bad people...who wudnt wana take ownerships....it does becum quite frustrrating at time....irritating....sumtimes..ders just lot to be done..bt dnt kno wer to start....but again..i kinda like d work dat im doing...at d end of d day..it really feels gud!!!!!!!! "

Whem people say dat..it simply means : "I aint getting paid enough here,nd I cant find a new one either"

Incidentally,dats kinda close as to wot I keep saying..well....dats exactly wot i Say..

Monday, May 5, 2008

Strange

Was gettin bored the way the blog appeared...So made some changes....nd guess what..I can change colours on every part..Except for the title..And I jst cant see the title,until i drag it...

Strange!!..
Funny!!
Cool!!

Kids

Over heard two women talkin....each one of 'em havin a toddler in hand...walkin..sounding tired...a bunch of kids..6 of 'em ,walking in front of them..Ok...ya one woman to another "gaon jaayega,wahan bhi sukoon nahi miltha...yeh bacche waha bhi thang karte hai "....

4 kids( assuming each women got equal no.),and u want peace....
My first reaction:They must be neighbours' kids...not literally...I aint saying the women are baby sitting....ok...now...Literally..if they are not baby sitting...must be neighbour's kids!!!!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

happy clicking!!!!

there was this thing..probb...a year or 2 back!>>....u click on the advertisements on a website...nd they pay ya.....i did not participate...

Now..there is this another thing...u blog...nd if ur blog is a hit wit d masses...u get paid...read in d newspaper d other day..dis b'lore techie recd USD 5k for blogging...perfect..motivate him to waste his time all d more..be less prodcutive at work nd more useless at home......but to think of it...ppl get paid bcs of they gt d most read about tutorials,articles ...sum also get hired....but d basic stuff dat prevails is the no. of hits dat d website gets ,d advertisers benefits....

so ...if i start bloggin about the most searched thing in google,well.....so wud I....hehehe...so wer do I start? ...gay,straight,bi......

Shopping consultant

Read in a mag....people turning to shopping consultants as a career option.......U help ppl get dressed up..u help ppl suggest which outlet to go for,wot to wear...nd u get paid for it!!.....

Neat..damn neat!!!
jab saare raaste bandh hote hai,,tab ek darwaaza khultha.....

I wud wanna think of how did it cum into being in the first place....nd my small brain can think of only one....U r at a shop,dis guy cums out of the changing room,luking around for an opinion,nd u say "nice"..he tips U.....d rest..is .....well....a full time JOB ;)....