You catch, I catch

There are certain words that our brains remeber.That our brain synapses registers in itself.Thats spoken out in some particular context,and its perceived by the other in some other.Here lies the underlyin opportunity,when u can use or misuse it.And,it does help a great deal!!.

The word of the day: Ehsaan.

We callin our supplier:arre,kidhar hai maal??.aap tab dene waale the,itna din ho gaya..aisa thodi chalega..whack whack....yeh kya.
Them: Saab.thoda late ho gaya..dete hai..pakka next week.
We: Next week lekar mein kya karu??..Merko aaj chahie..kal fsctory pahuncha chahie.Karo kuch bhi..
Them: Nahi hoega sir.Pehle kabhi aisa hua hai kya??.
We: Pehla ka chodo.Abhi chahihe.Next week,de kar,eshsaan kar rahe ho kya!!
(there!!..u realise,he can hold it thereafter)
Then: Sir,aisa kya baat kar rahe.Aap aisa kaisa bol sakte ho..Yeh galat hai.Ab aapko ache se bol rahe hai,nahi milega,koshish tho hum kar hi rahe hai na.Aur aap ulta baat kar rahe ho.NEXT WEEK...

Now,tho ders no ways u can get it immediately.Ur ego stops u from requesting and asking for help.U've lost it.

well.on another occassion,and on another instance.
Customer calls: Where's my system??Its been beyond delivery!!
Us: Sir,we got sum shortages.It might get delayed for another week.
Them: Why did u all commit a date then??.
Us: we were anticipation it to reach us,unforutanately,there's been a delay.We are sorry.
Them: sorry wot sorry.I dont want ur shit next week.I want it to be dispathced 2moro...Next week de ke,ehsaan mat karo!!
(bingo!!..he's is a dead meat)
Us: Sir,dont talk in such language.There's been a delay about which we can do nothin.And look at d way,u talkin!!..Is this a language to be used.We will update u next week.Bye
Them: err..ok...

There can be more as these.It takes a nice ear,to take them in.And heck!!,u need dis,wen u r bein roasted.Trust me,if u can catch dem and use dem well,den u r outta of it.

Add-ons

First they said : “If you want something badly,you’d get it !!”
Then they said : “If you want something badly,you gotta work hard for it.And you’d get it”
Then they said : “If you want something badly,you gott work hard for it,give up everything else,focus on the one thing dat you want.And...you’d get it”
Then came : “Look for the thing that you want.Do not get distracted.Work hard.With a bit of luck,you’d surely get it ONE DAY ”
Then came: “Its important that luck favours you.Jumping the gun,always back fires.Patience is what you need.”
Then : Opportunity is where luck meets preparation.But again,if it has to happen,it will happen.Just a matter of time”
Then : If not now,there’s always a next time.Just do not stop trying.”


Life’s full of add-ons.Just that,you never know,what gets added to it.But hell!!...there always seems to some damn thing!!!!