Thursday, June 25, 2009

Man & Machine

Am impressed with the way things are at Mumbai airport.Man!!we have cum a long way indeed.The domestic airport revamp,the international airport,made well.Its nice to see things growing outta time.Truly.Any new flyovers,road works,sky walks,subways gets mah kudo.Ya.ok.ok..its d execution thats shoddy,but the thought,the work etc needs to be appreicated.
"Humari shehar ki tarakki se humko khushi honi chahie".I kno,me gona save dis line fr mah political stint...wenevr dat happens,dat is..
Multi level car park.Auto time in and out swipe cards.U go,u punch,card and receipt in hand,u leave and insert and pay.Now the payment is not thru credit card as its d case in the US,and it aint happenin here fr a long time,i think only d exits shud be manned fr d cash.But hell.A single,operable machine got 5men!!...Beats the concept.Totally beats the automation.
But hey..me aint complainin.Its gona work the way its suposd to.
Matter of time.Just a matter of time :)

Nonsense

1)Movie:Singh is King.
Akshay kumar tries to explain Ranvir Shorey dat "tumhe apni pyaar ki khushi bardash nahi hoti.Agar woh khush hai,tho tumhe takleef hoti hai??"
2)Movie:Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam.
Ajay Devgan gives bak his pa's advice arguing dat its more imp to work for the happiness of the person u love,than thinkin abt ur own khushi.

Yup.So we got 2 movies dat i can remebr,where we got a real shitty concept.Mainly the Singh is King,wherein the poor guy is suposd to be all cool seeing his fiance havin a gala time wit another mard.
Cmon.face it man!!..ur ass WILL burn.Forget the trust,loyalty and woteva other crap dat makes or breaks a relation.Any normal human being is gona lose it!!:
100% jalegi and there are no two ways to that!!..
So al ya script writers,wen u talk abt bein realistic,well...try to be one,mate!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Keep it

The best dig, i got frm mah frend.And i'd belive its an original.Not taken off frm sumwer.But d fact remains,its d best.And i simply love it :)

"U got a problem?? .........Keep it !!"

On second nd very stupid thots,if u respond to d first question wit a yes,the KEEP IT works.nd it works damn well !!!.else it mite not.or probb sumthn worse cud cum out as well.Nevertheless,wen u get to use it,u got to make sure,dat der indeed is a problem,nd ya...dnt wait fr an anser :D:D..Finish off in style.
Pretty cool though.Simply very cool :):)

oh!!gt a problem??? :P

Presentations

Always used to get turned off wen it came to workin on xcel sheets nd ppt's.
Xcel sheets seems to b a really powerful tool.its so powerful,dt we r askd to use it so often.I am a bit xcel literate,bt nt enuff to use it to its max.Powerpoint as well.a thing dat can be spoken of,needs to be on dat shit fr mah ppl @ work.and d shit dt can be simply written or documented,needs to b on the spreadsheet.a real mood swinger fr me.
Me been preparin d ppts nd presentin dem for mah class dese days.Shud be modest to accept d fact, dat dey r, indeed of great academic nd personal importance.The topics,dat we r askd to do r gr8 stuff.The quality expected outta us is extraordinary as well.It feels gud to see hw ppl actually do it so well.The time nd d enthu put in is commendable.
I am actually sick and tired of mah post presntation blues.Not dat i aint get d time,bt still,its not cool of me to finish it, jst fr d heck of it.The work begins in a week's time b4 its due.An even more crapier report to compliment it with.This is bein done again nd again.Wonder hw ppl take time off.All of'em work,probb wit deferred responsibilites.Prob,sum get greater access to data,sum go beyond everythin to get dem.Bottom-line:PPL WORK.PPL WORK HARD.PPL TAKE DIS BIZ VERY SERIOSLY AND PPL DO'EM WELL.!!..
nd me?i choose to appreciate nd blog abt it. Bloody Loser!!!

Dil Garden garden ho gaya

dunno wer i herd dis term.not sure,if d meanin dt i think it is,is actually wt it means.
6:00=wake up
7:30=begins d descent fr work
We got this beautiful garden.Just outside mah house.Lush green grass,nice benches,peace walks(labyrinth walk,gt sum stones which supposedly givs ya kick on walkin on dem.),walking track,yogas,lafter sessions etc.This sight in the mornin shud make one feel gud.Well it does.bt d feeelin doesnt last real long.Atleast fr me.I feel bad.Wonder when can i ever enjoy a late mornin work timings??.When wud i ever get to walk,jog,skip,play nd den go to work??how do dese ppl manage?I mean whoever does,mst be makin a dash once dey get home or probb wud b havin their own chair waiting on dem!!
Now arguin by sayin,its al about managing time,holds no ground.I wont b game to wake up at unearthly hours and set out fr dis.ok.guess,i shud make it clear.it aint the exercisin dt im talkiin abt.its abt takin time out fr urslef.being at peace.enjoy d leisure,d time dt u gt in hand!!.Now dats sumthin a distant realisation fr me.
Well..unless:
(1)a office time at 10,nw dt mite mean an extendd evenin.so dat gets ruled out
(2)Own dukaan to think of,ok.nw datss realy faar off
(3)i change d route to d stop nd avoid d garden!.
Oh man!!majority hands fr d third option..shyaaa....

Friday, June 5, 2009

X-men

Saw d 'Last Stand' and 'Wolverine' back to back.alwez liked them.The concept,the characters,the power,the life and their conflicts.Here are some powers that goes beyond,superman ki udne ke shakti,He-man ka taakat,Batman ka cool rides and gadgets,flash ka speed and the rest of d powers of d rest of d little known folks.

Pretty much of a plotted script is wot X-Men cums wit.each time.Baarbaar,lagaataar.I wudnt say i liked 'Wolverine' though,bt to credit the script for how they put in place each of the character's past, was simply awesome.

Wot beats me is,hw do dey cum up wit each of the mutant's well...ok.i wud wana use dis word,no matter hw stupid it sounds,..each of d mutant's competencies :D..hehe.i kno,work nd too mch of d personnel law and HR subjects,got dis word in me.Dont even remembr hw many times i get to hear dis word!!..

Coming back,hw d hell do dey think of the powers??ok,barring few obvious powerful-and-gud-to-have powers,der wer sum dat beat me:
1.ARCLIGHT-clap hands,and things break
2.d young kid,jiske aage powers nahi chalte
3.the beast-ok dude,u r powerful,so is juggernaut(another taakatwar) and d dude on whom tank fires dnt matter.
4.after wolverine ka claws,dey dint hav to bring the lady in d 2nd part,wit 6claws and d guy who gets all dose pines on his face.
5.the guy who can grow wood ke kaante otta his body.(thumbs up frm me.dt ws gud actually)
6.Rogue's touch.(who nd how did dey cum up wit dat?)
7.Logan ki item and bhai ka powers.Another beamer.

All written and done,its actually fun to watch'em in action.Gud guys and bad guys-dey really dnt matter in this!!

Strength of the woman

Thus sang Shaggy.Strength of the woman.It cudnt be more true.They are powerful.
And the 2 immediate examples of the strength of the woman are:
1)My ruthless prof,totaly spares the women during presentations.Forget screwing,even the mistakes arent put across.Well,its alwez gud,wen not insulted :)
2)They can ride,only wit a pair of gogs and luk gud,feel gud abt hw they luk wit their pair of glares.Helmet fits neatly in d boot.Neva stopd and askd fr the Lisen.well,atleast not bcs dey aint wearing the hard hat.

Strength of the women!!

Revital

I forget,if thats just an energy capsule or one of those ads in my local,which alwez had tags like 'Pyaar kiya tho darna kya,revital ho tho rukna kya'..anyways,being active on bed,or otherwise,wasnt sumthn dat i ws getin to.ws abt gettin bak to blogging.
Credit to d prof,who kinda put forth an xample of his boss.The boss,a senior scientific advisor to BARC.as d prof sed,the reason fr his success ws bcs his dad forced him to write a page on any one article from d newspaper.It ws an exercise that he had to do each day and then show it to his dad.This ws d dope fr his super sexy communication and that's wot helped him grow and well..to grow well.!!

This piece of advice ws given before d xams.well..herd and listened to.But to take it sseriously??well,it tuk d xams to cum by.The fact that we dont get oursleves to write,ws one reason wherein it ws gettin difficult to write crap on d answer sheets.The lack of communication expertise ws evident there.

So ya,here I am,as a perfect student goin by his prof's words.Reviving the writing part in mah life.Hope it helps.Guess,it will!!..Bharosa hai mujhe ;P...First step in passing the xams,is to clear it.And to clear it,it is well..to write crap..nd dat too,do it nicely...isnt dat obvious??

107.1

an hr ka bus journey as a new mode of commute to work,gt dem a fan now.
Breakfree is the name of the show,and pretty ok RJ's tryin a bit hard with the vocab to keep d listeners..well...listen!!
Nice set of songs.Gud piece of info on d history of the songs.They do get u to think of certain part of ur life too.Never been an ardent fan of angrezi's,and stii probb aint.But ya,dats d stn dat i tune into every mornin.8-11 is the time.dey break @ 10 fr d samachar,and normally,me @ work by dat time too.
And like every other day,2de's morning goes well spent.Happy Day:)

I am back!!

Guess.i got over that place..So im back in here..
Writing wen i feel like..not under pressure..lol..nobody ever askd me to write either..so that shows nd speaks ;P ;P...

So yup..Me is welcoming mahself...
Dekhe kitna din chalta hai ;P